Gordon Brown.

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  1. Gordon Brown was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes.

    They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked Mr Brown if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'.

    So the Prime Minister asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'

    A little boy stood up and offered, 'If my best friend who lives on a farm is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a 'tragedy'.

    'No', said Gordon - 'that would be an accident'.

    A little girl raised her hand. 'If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff killing everyone inside, that would be a 'tragedy'.

    'I'm afraid not' explained Gordon - 'that's what we would call a great loss'.

    The room went silent, no other children volunteered. Gordon searched the room. 'Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a 'tragedy'?

    Finally at the back of the room little Johnny raised his hand

    In a quiet voice he said. 'If a plane carrying you and Mr Darling was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and the plane was blown to smithereens, that would be a 'tragedy'.

    'Fantastic!' exclaimed Gordon. 'That's right, and can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?'

    'Well' says little Johnny,'it has to be a tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a f*cking accident either!
     
  2. You sir have just made me laugh! I thank you
     
  3. thats made my day that - if only it would come true :cry:
     
  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    that sir, has been stolen and will be passed off as my own when I'm in the pub this weekend.
     
  5. Thats put a smile on my dial during a boring late shift.
     
  6. Haha, fantastic stuff. Now where's the dirty one's?
     
  7. I apologise but I am definitely going to use that one. I will try to acknowledge but forgive me if I claim credit (cos I'm a jack).
    Very funny.
     
  8. Gordon Brown goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor doctor, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused."

    The doctor replies, "I'm not surprised, you're a cunt."
     
  9. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    nice one!
     
  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    nice one!
     
  11. bloody good!