Gordon Brown - more gossip...

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  1. Found this about Broon on the Popbitch gossip e-mail:

    >> "Gordon - I'm Out!" <<
    Dragon tells MPs to cough up

    When Dragon's Den judge Duncan Bannatyne's
    company took over the Living Well gym in
    Westminster he discovered that MP members
    (including Estelle Morris, Gordon Brown and
    Paul Boateng) were paying a hugely reduced
    rate compared to the 85 pounds per month that
    all the regular members were paying. Bannatyne
    was not impressed, raging "If Mr Brown wants
    to be a member of THIS gym, he can pay the
    same as everyone else".

    Gordon Brown no longer uses that gymnasium,
    but Anne Widdecombe does.

    FYI: A fellow gym-goer tells us that Gordon Brown is
    "incredibly pale and doughy" and that he's "not at
    all keen on flashing" his penis in the changing rooms.
    However he's seen it briefly and it was "unmemorable".

    Somehow, the "doughy" and "unmemorable" description sounds quite apt for the flabby porridge gobbler.


  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    That is far more than I ever needed to know!
  3. My breakfast nearly reappeared. You could have given us a warning!

    The thought of Gordon Brown - all pale and porridgy......... EWWW. I very nearly gagged.
  4. Gordon has no doubt spent the Forces fiscal allocation on gym membership and believes he is beeing prudent getting a discount. He is never going to have the body of a gym queen is he. 8)
  5. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    So, where's he gone next? Someone should let them know what Bannatyne said and make sure the fat useless throbber pays not just what everyone else does, but MORE!

    Edited to add: aaand well done to Mr Bannatyne - good drills. :D
  6. Come on, now. We've all seen Gordon Brown's penis. It made a statement on those missing R&CS CDs yesterday.
  7. The thought of seeing that great bulk of sweating jock mass is enough to put me off my toast!
  8. But you've no such aversion to Ann Widdecombe ?
  9. :D

    Good call Smarts'
  10. Just watching Broon on News24. He says he has "nothing but respect for Britain's armed forces".

    And all you ungrateful sods can do in return is dis the Great Man and his Knob.

    Am ashamed to be a Brit today, I really am.
  11. Are you not outraged?
  12. He says he has "nothing but respect for Britain's armed forces".

    That is exactly what he does for them, or gives to them. Ergo he is, for once, speaking the truth!!!!!
  13. Er, wah!