Gordon Brown is giving me some money!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Forastero, Jan 27, 2010.

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  1. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Just got this in my email:

    FOREIGN & COMMONWEALTH AFFAIRS COMMISSION.
    TREASURY AND MINISTER FOR CIVIL SERVICE,
    LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.

    Our ref: ATM/13470/IDR **
    YOUR REF:CLAIMS/ATM/882
    Date: 27/01/2010

    IMMEDIATE PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

    I am The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP,Prime Minister British Government. This letter is to officially inform you that (ATM Card Number 4966430104864106) has been accredited with your favor. Your Personal Identification Number is 477.The VISA Card Value is Ј 3,000,000.00(Three Million, Great British Pounds Sterling).

    This office will send to you a Visa/ATM CARD that you will use to withdraw your funds in any ATM MACHINE CENTER or Visa card outlet in the world with a maximum of Ј5000 POUNDS STERLING daily.Further more,You will be required to re-confirm the following information to enable; The Rt Hon. David Miliband MP Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs. begin in processing of your VISA CARD.

    (1)Full names: (2)Address: (3)Country: (4)Nationality: (5)Phone #: (6)Age: (7)Occupation:

    Forward Reply To: ukgovdirect@5.am

    TAKE NOTICE: That you are warned to stop further communications with any other person(s) or office(s) different from the staff of the State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs to avoid hitches in receiving your payment.


    Regards,

    The Rt Hon Gordon Brown MP
    Prime Minister.


    Now apart from the sheer stupidity of such an email, who would seriously believe it? As scams go this must rank as one of the most ridiculous ever. Knobheads.
     
  2. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    You dont work for RBS do you?..
     
  3. Hmm-you know who put ol' Woggle Eye up to this one, don't you?

    Martin the Tout, when they were foregathered around that table in Norn Iron, that's who.

    ".........honest to God, Gordon, it'll work a fockin' treat, so it will. After all, the wee daft fockers believed you when you gave them that shoite about no more boom or bust".
     
  4. Forastero

    Sorry mate, I think you got that in error. It was intended for Whet or Sven or whatever it calls itself these days. It's his 'can't be arrsed to get a job' benefit!
     
  5. An election bribe perhaps?