Gordon Brown guide to make up

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Blogg, May 11, 2009.

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  1. I sh1t ye not. Left in a taxi by a "junior" (ex) member of staff

    'Transparent Brush. Foam all over.'
    This is believed to be an illuminating foam to make the Prime Minister's skin glow.

    'Small pot under eyes, dimple, creases, blend in.'

    This is thought to refer to concealer to remove the appearance of bags and dark shadows.

    'Clinique. Super balanced make-up. All over again, like painting a wall, and ears. Shut eyes over lids then with make-up pad smooth over liquid.'

    This is foundation designed to give Mr Brown an even skin tone and youthful appearance.

    'Powder (dark brush) terracotta Guerlain, all over.'

    This is used to give a tanned and healthy look using a bronzer"


    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1180328/Foam-New-humiliation-Gordon-Brown-make-routine-left-taxi-aide.html

    Got news for you matey: IT DOES NOT WORK :lol:
     
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  3. That's Hazel Blears innit ;)
     
  4. As he does normally, which may described as:

    disgraceful; disgusting; dissembling; destructive; disreputable; and dishonest.


    SIMPLY THE WORST - EVER!
     
  5. And still doesn't shower after the gym - apparently.....
     
  6. The gym,are you sure?