Gordon Brown eating nine bananas a day

#1
GORDON Brown is scoffing up to nine bananas a day as he tries to shape up for the Election.
He is using them to overcome a KitKat fixation, Downing Street sources told The Sun.

The Prime Minister would munch three bars a day before wife Sarah ordered a clampdown. But he still sneaks in one of the chocolate treats, often when under pressure.

First we have tears, now have a go for the Green Vote hope thay are FairTrade!
 
#3
Kit-Kats("Have a break...." ppplease) yes......... but a Jock eating fruit ?????Just another fcuking LIE!!!!!!!!!
 
#5
Jarrod beat me to it, that's going on for being dangerous.

Let's buy him a bunch or three.
 

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#6
fatsplasher said:
Kit-Kats("Have a break...." ppplease) yes......... but a Jock eating fruit ?????Just another fcuking LIE!!!!!!!!!
have a break..down, more like. the mental bastard that he is.
 
#7
No, no... he has probably taken to squatting on the Cabinet Room Table... making noises, scratching his erse and licking his... whatsists before peeling his bananas to eat.... (all alleged of course)...
 

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#8
uncle_vanya said:
No, no... he has probably taken to squatting on the Cabinet Room Table... making noises, scratching his erse and licking his... whatsists before peeling his bananas to eat.... (all alleged of course)...
more like Lord Mandy of Boys has to peel them and mash them up for him... then give them to him in a bowl with a plastic spoon he cant injure himself with.
 
#9
You'd sort of hope that the person tasked with running the country would at the very least have the self control to resist gorging on chocolate.
 
#11
I knew I was right, the chimps are running the zoo
 
#12
So, calories in 3 x four-finger kit-kats = 600
Calories in 9 x bananas = 1000

Mind you, for an accountant, maths was never his strong point was it.
Next thing you know he'll be selling our gold reserves off at thei......

Oh!

I hope he chokes on them.
 
#13
jarrod248 said:
uncle_vanya said:
No, no... he has probably taken to squatting on the Cabinet Room Table... making noises, scratching his erse and licking his... whatsists before peeling his bananas to eat.... (all alleged of course)...
Ahhh he does look a bit like the chimp that used to be on Tarzan.
Not so good looking. He's clearly regressing and the next stage of regression will show him as a Glasgow Rangers supporter.
 
#14
uncle_vanya said:
No, no... he has probably taken to squatting on the Cabinet Room Table... making noises, scratching his erse and licking his... whatsists before peeling his bananas to eat.... (all alleged of course)...
You haven't seen that leaked cctv footage from No 10 then?
 
#16
He'll put on even more weight as bananas, whilst low in calorific value, are rated very high on the GI and he would need to exercise very hard to burn enough energy to justify. So, possibility of a heart attack isn't just a dream shared by thousands.
 
#18
Hopefully!
 
#19
sandmanfez said:
Mind you, for an accountant, maths was never his strong point was it.
Next thing you know he'll be selling our gold reserves off at thei......

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What makes you think he is an accountant or has any formal qualifications or background in Economics for that matter?

He is a Political Historian. The "Dr" bit comes as a result of his PhD: The Labour Party and Political Change in Scotland 1918-29. A real gripper.

Worked as a Lecturer in Politics for a bit, dabbled with TV stuff in Scotland, wrote a few terrible books and then devoted himself to shinning up the Labour Party greasey pole. Which explains a great many things really.
 

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