Gordon Brown dangerously unwell

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  1. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    :D

    Already lost bladder function (allegedly), losing sight (allegedly) and the ability to think rationally.

    Poor man has my sympathy.

    Will get even more once he resigns :wink:
     
  2. Fucking good, suffer you git....
     
  3. The sooner we are rid of that throbber the better.

    "Nine volunteers wanted to form firing party"
     
  4. Thank you for the excellent information.
    john
    Just hope he isn't replaced by Harman.
    "A new study to come out of Germany says that during the atrocities of the Nazi period, the women were just as bad as the men, if not worse. Looking at the Labour benches today, that figures."
     
  5. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    JEG er det for det første mann
     
  6. Serves us all right for voting him in!......oh, hang on a minute.....
     
  7. Once again Jeremy Clarkson steps into the breach and.... refers to Gordon as "a one eyed idiot" to the Australian media!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7873624.stm

    Deserves its own thread really. Gotta love Jezza!
     
  8. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Trying to work out what's wrong with this. Let's examine this. He said

    "One eyed (factually correct) Scottish (factually correct) idiot (matter of opinion but I think we are allowed that :D ).

    Seems all right to me :D

    Clarkson for PM!
     
  9. Only 9?
     
  10. Firing party?

    If we used a rope, we could chop it into little bits afterwards and put them on eBay - ought to raise enough to help with the crisis...
     
  11. If we auctioned off the right to be the hangman,we would definitely raise enough cash to see this crisis through......
     
  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Is he nae fcuking deid yet?
     
  13. Clarkson apologises
     
  14. Some economic definitions:


    Recession, when some people loose their jobs.

    Depression, when a lot of people loose their jobs.

    Recovery, when Cyclops looses his job.