Gorch Jokes

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  1. Anyone have any good Gorch jokes? OK, I'll start:

    What does Gorch do when he can't find his rubber doll? Gorch-fock-Wall!!

    :-D :cyclops: :winkrazz:
  2. Who the fcuk is Gorch?
  3. W.T.F :crazy:
  4. I did that, but none of it is even remotely interesting. Star trek? Grow up! Sci-fi licks balls.
  5. Boring cunt.
  6. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Too much G&Ts, Merlots and Laphroig to be arsed clicking the link
  7. So it was you what ate my steak pie, you prick! Apologise, or meet me on the field of valour i.e Kelvingrove Park!
  8. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Apologise never, it wasnae me, I make a point of never eating pies in which you can identify the makings, so avoid the steak pies and stick to the scotch ones.