I listened to The Goons on Radio 4 Extra the other day as I was easing my aching muscles after an exhausting round of Sudoku. They may be a tad dated having been written and recorded in the 50's but I chucked at a couple of lines uttered by Neddy Seagoon. " I've never done a day's work in my life and have an OBE to prove it". and "I want to learn how to play the bagpipes properly. Impossible as no one can play the bagpipes properly". Can any Arrser think of any any Goon quips that made them laugh?