GoodyWatch

#2
i had got my hopes up thinking it was ................................

 
#4
Hang on chaps - this poor bermondsey bird is a victim of her very own family/background. BB gave the poor li'l gal a chance to rise above it, get nekkid on tv and earn a few quid.

Full marks to her for getting up off her incestually abused kebab and making something of her sweet cherubic and sylph-like self.

Face it Arrsers, most of you would bung it a favourable portion of penile lance (if you was man enuff to own up) - especially my [doffs cap] Lord Flashy [/doffs cap] who, I suspect, hides his innermost fantasies behind his manly bluster.

Nice chebs, low moral standards - every arrser needs one!
 
#6
HappyNomad said:
Hang on chaps - this poor bermondsey bird is a victim of her very own family/background. BB gave the poor li'l gal a chance to rise above it, get nekkid on tv and earn a few quid.

Full marks to her for getting up off her incestually abused kebab and making something of her sweet cherubic and sylph-like self.

Face it Arrsers, most of you would bung it a favourable portion of penile lance (if you was man enuff to own up) - especially my [doffs cap] Lord Flashy [/doffs cap] who, I suspect, hides his innermost fantasies behind his manly bluster.

Nice chebs, low moral standards - every arrser needs one!
The only tool I would go near her with is a DeWalt 30Kg breaker hammer. True, I have very low standards and wouldn't hesitate to creampie Dot Cotton or fist Emily Bishops anus whislt wearing an 18 oz studded boxing glove but to even contemplate placing any of my fleshy parts anywhere near the mound of the hound of Bermondsey makes me want to remove my own vital organs with a spatula and then eat them Flambé style with a bottle of Blue Nun whilst watching reruns of Jeremy Kyle.
 
#7
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
HappyNomad said:
Hang on chaps - this poor bermondsey bird is a victim of her very own family/background. BB gave the poor li'l gal a chance to rise above it, get nekkid on tv and earn a few quid.

Full marks to her for getting up off her incestually abused kebab and making something of her sweet cherubic and sylph-like self.

Face it Arrsers, most of you would bung it a favourable portion of penile lance (if you was man enuff to own up) - especially my [doffs cap] Lord Flashy [/doffs cap] who, I suspect, hides his innermost fantasies behind his manly bluster.

Nice chebs, low moral standards - every arrser needs one!
The only tool I would go near her with is a DeWalt 30Kg breaker hammer. True, I have very low standards and wouldn't hesitate to creampie Dot Cotton or fist Emily Bishops anus whislt wearing an 18 oz studded boxing glove but to even contemplate placing any of my fleshy parts anywhere near the mound of the hound of Bermondsey makes me want to remove my own vital organs with a spatula and then eat them Flambé style with a bottle of Blue Nun whilst watching reruns of Jeremy Kyle.
Me thinks thou doth protest too much!
 
#8
M'Lud Flash -you are priceless in the quick repartee but I still maintain that you would easily succumb to the fleshy mons veneris of Madame Jade
 
#9
HappyNomad said:
M'Lud Flash -you are priceless in the quick repartee but I still maintain that you would easily succumb to the fleshy mons veneris of Madame Jade
Yes I would but only to wear her as some form of hat. A very large hat at that.
 
#10
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
HappyNomad said:
M'Lud Flash -you are priceless in the quick repartee but I still maintain that you would easily succumb to the fleshy mons veneris of Madame Jade
Yes I would but only to wear her as some form of hat. A very large hat at that.
Ah.............. A Bermondsey Beaver Hat. Already I can can see the protesters forming up.
 
#11
HappyNomad said:
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
HappyNomad said:
M'Lud Flash -you are priceless in the quick repartee but I still maintain that you would easily succumb to the fleshy mons veneris of Madame Jade
Yes I would but only to wear her as some form of hat. A very large hat at that.
Ah.............. A Bermondsey Beaver Hat. Already I can can see the protesters forming up.
Protesters against me or Goody?


Due to the surface area of her skin, instead of a hat, I'm sure I could use her as a poncho or probably a 12x12. I can't think of any endearing features regarding Goody except she may well be dead with 6 months. Are William Hills doing any odds for her?
 
#12
You Sir - You. The lesser classes wil take against you as surely as Jade is an educated goddess

edited to say that you sir are a bounder and a cad.
 
#13
HappyNomad said:
You Sir - You. The lesser classes wil take against you as surely as Jade is an educated goddess

edited to say that you sir are a bounder and a cad.
The lesser classes will not. They have no idea of a the LBW rule or have any idea of style, class or panache. The British Empire has 300 years of ensuring those types stay as the underclass and long shall it remain.

Any chance you can place the noun 'sir' in your post any more than you have, you snivelling creep?
 
#14
I know its the Naafi but I'd like the make gentle love to Jade with candles and Zero7 on the stereo. You are all being very cruel

Do punches unblock Kidneys?
 
#16
thegimp said:
I know its the Naafi but I'd like the make gentle love to Jade with candles and Zero7 on the stereo. You are all being very cruel

Do punches unblock Kidneys?
Zero7 - that's it - I've had a song in my head all day and I've been trying to think of who sang it, now I can go to sleep happy and Limewire it when I wake up. Cheers.
 
#17
Having lost my Brother and my Father in Law to cancer I would not wish it on my worst enemy.
Please remember there are also two children involved. What she has done in the past pales into insignificance compared with their future
 
#18
I feel I have to stand with M'Lud Flashy on this one. As he is obviously of a superior class to peasants like me I have my opinions made for me by such elevated people. I know my place. I also believe that the fat ugly munter should be turned into a roundabout on the A1 after her timely demise.
 
#19
Spank-it said:
thegimp said:
I know its the Naafi but I'd like the make gentle love to Jade with candles and Zero7 on the stereo. You are all being very cruel

Do punches unblock Kidneys?
Zero7 - that's it - I've had a song in my head all day and I've been trying to think of who sang it, now I can go to sleep happy and Limewire it when I wake up. Cheers.
Limewire? that is sooooo last year.

www.frostwire.com

this is the next one up, bigger, better and well you get the idea..
 
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#20
Pull-up-a-sandbag said:
I feel I have to stand with M'Lud Flashy on this one. As he is obviously of a superior class to peasants like me I have my opinions made for me by such elevated people.
Don't you believe it, it's all smoke and mirrors, and a good spell-checker.
 

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