Goodys man goes down.....

It just gets better and better for Goody. Her man went down for 18mths today for taking a golf club to some lad.

BBC Linky
You jest - He'll be mothered and rehabilitated. Not because the system is weak, but because the inmates will pity him.

He's obviously quite mad.
I need bleach! Bleach for my imagination! Argh!

Damn you, Cheapseats! Damn you to Hell!


War Hero
Just read the article, in my humble opinion the little wet b@stard he was chasing should have been locked up for running away from the LEAST intimidating 'man' I have ever seen.

I would quite happily offer to take him and his idiot mate on with their gold clubs and I armed with nothing more than a box of sharpened toenail clippings.

It could be marketed on Pay Per View and the whole UK would get to watch whilst I fed ol Jack his own still beating heart.

Wow, this much aggression this early, the rest of the day doesnt bode well for me I think

Ohh goody its going peat tong for the trout face.

Bad new is she wants to do areality TV series of her battle with cancer. Hers hopeing we get to see them switching the machine off for her
vvaannmmaann said:
Surely in that situation,with the wind direction,and the lay of the grass,a seven iron would be most appropriate?
A bit to much loft i prefer a clubbed down 5 iron
Which bit???

Reality TV show - On the news yesterday

Clubbed down 5 iron - My 7 iron and me at the moment are having a slight disagreement as to how to play


Kit Reviewer
To be fair, "bloke beats lippy chav with golf club" would be a welcome headline in the NAAFI under any other circumstances. It's almost hypocrisy to turn on this guy solely because he's Jade Goody's boyfriend.

Mind you, that could easily be explained by the fact he's a money grabbing, chubby chasing, weak, weedy little cnut.

Who knows?
isn't a baseball bat more appropriate for dispatching chavs ?
golf clubs are a bit expensive and a bit tricky to get enough force to chave scums skull :?


Gnawing on some bank robber's bell-end for nine months will at least spare him the horror of noshing on Goody's diseased Brillo-pad clout. Cheesy pork or green-lipped mussel pie isn't much of a choice, mind you.


keeffy said:
on a more positive spin does that mean jades fair game
She might prefer you went the back way for a while, mind you. Though if she has radiotherapy she might decide that having a kid even mongier than Jordan's might be worth a few exclusives in Hello mag. She could call it Chernobyl 'Flippers' Goody.
By the time he gets out the pain in her cnut will have disappeared, for a few days anyway.

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