Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by OKCHU, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?"

    "What! Are you crazy!"

    "Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend.

    "No! Someone might see us..."

    "It's just a blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it."

    "No! I said no!"

    "Baby ... don't be like that."

    Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightdress, with her hair a mess and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, mum will come and blow him or he'll come downstairs and blow the twat himself ... but for Gods sake tell him to take his hand off the f**king intercom."
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