Good turns you have done

#1
Don't know if this or similar has been done, but as an example:

1. Helping a little old lady across the road
Even though she didn't want to.

2. Finding a cycle security chain in the road and locking it back onto a bike
Not knowing which bike it belonged to. (Did this, but with three bikes! My girlfriend went bat-shit!)

Any more?
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
I didn't spaf onto the wifes face flannel yesterday.
 

Schaden

On ROPS
On ROPs
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#4
Saved my landlords cat from choking on a rabbit bone a few years ago - he dropped the rent by 20% in gratitude.
 
#7
Saved my landlords cat from choking on a rabbit bone a few years ago - he dropped the rent by 20% in gratitude.
Did he know you fed his cat the rabbit bone?
 
#8
When a lad that I work with got a call from his Mrs to tell him she was going into labour, I wished him luck and told him that I hoped it wasn't a mong.

Told my Mum on Christmas day, that the minute she started losing her faculties, I'd be chucking her in the car for a one way trip to Switzerland. This was immediately after she'd delivered a 10 minute long, emotionally charged monologue, describing my grandparents' slow decline in health and the care that she had provided for them.

Other than that, nothing really springs to mind.
 
B

Boozy

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#9
I found a tenner in the street once and spent it on my ticket to a halloween disco in londonderry. Charidee begins at home you know.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#10
I have a voodoo doll of my commissioning officer. I helpfully rammed the largest needles I could find in it and I twist the ones in it's cunt daily.
 
#12
#13
Every other Wednesday I cook lunch for 20 OAPs. However since Harold doesn't come anymore and do the medicals before they eat it isn't quite as much fun...
 

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