Good Samaritan?

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  1. I received this urgent request for help by email, sounds like she's in real trouble.

    "Dear friend,

    I am Mrs. Maria Kevin, I have been suffering from ovarian cancer disease and the doctor says that i have just 4 days to leave. I am from (CYPRUS) but based in Africa Burkina Faso, since Seventeen years ago as a business woman dealing with gold exportation.
    Since over 5 years, I have been suffering from this disease, non of my family members has come to aid me even at my point of death, they feel less concern because they are all wealthy.
    Now that i am about to end the race, without any family members and no child. After my prayer agreement, i wish to contact you, to confide on you by handing my life savings over to you, with agreement that you will offer 50% of the funds to the orphanage homes, less privillages and the disables in your country for my heart to be at rest, and 50% goes for you and remain blessed.
    I am writing this letter now through the help of my lap top system beside my sick bed, I deposited the sum of €1.8Million Euros and savings of my jewries gold, and Gold of quantity worth 216kg with a bank in Burkina Faso, bellow is my lawyers contact, he is with the deposit decuments, I have instructed him on what to do once you contact him, please it’s very necessary for you to contact my lawyer urgently through his phone contact bellow, he will make a change of ownership of my life savings in your name and back you for the bank to release them to you.
    Please endeavor to contact my family lawyer urgently through his contact bellow:
    Barrister. Chris George.
    Tel: +226-7717-5790
    Please endeavor to contact my lawyer very urgent through his telephone number above, may God bless you as you contact my lawyer, and may God strenghten you as you accomplish my request for the help of the orphanage homes in your country, God bless you.
    Yours Fairly Friend,
    Mrs. Maria Kevin."


    I really am in a dilema.
    Do I "offer" 50% as requested or just be the callous bastard that I am and keep the whole bally lot to myself?

    Your "help" and advice is greatly appreciated.

  2. Any piccies?
  3. Do what you will, by now she will be dead so cannot give a shit what you do.
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    My mate Kevin shagged a bird called Maria in a caravan park in Scunthorpe back in the summer of '82. She could fairly be described as a fiend. Get on the blower and see if it is the same bird?

  5. I am sorry to be the bearer of bad news but the e-mail may just be scam. I have cut and pasted the 'phone number 226-7717-5790 into Mr Google's product and there are a few hits indicating that it may not be kosher.
  6. Oh no, I have already sent off my bank details and pin.
  7. ask nicely and she may even throw in a jag or even better a bugatti
  8. 4 days to live? She's left sorting this out a bit late. Shameful.

  9. You mean to say the orphanage homes, the less privillages and the disables don't stand to get a penny?
  10. I'm more worried about that poor jews gold, he must be fucking livid the bitch is giving it all away
  11. Well I must say I'm gutted, Maris family in Wolverhampton told me she was fine when they saw her 6 days ago, she was building an orphanage in her allotment in Solihull.