Good Old BBC

#3
I've said it before and i'll say it again. There is only one thing these foreigners understand, and we dropped that on Dresden.
 
#4
I've said it before and i'll say it again. There is only one thing these foreigners understand, and we dropped that on Dresden.
It would be handy if we could drop the sort of people that are in Newsbeat surveys on Dresden.
 
#6
5/5 Here, pretty easy in my opinion.
Its very easy, it would only be difficult if you had an IQ lower than your shoe size.

Or were the type of thick fuckwit who gets asked questions by Newsbeat.
 
#9
When I fired the beast up last night, MSN or whatever my bloody home page is had a 20 question version, which I idly clicked and had a go - 11 out of 20! The 5 questions shown in the link were there but there were also some teasers - "What percentage of the UK population listed their religeon as Muslim?"; "How many days must schools stay open in a year?"; "How many parliamentary constituencies are there?". Maybe I'm fick and should immediately surrender my passport.
 
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#15
You do realise that a Gynacologist spends most of their time up to their armpits in cheesy 70yr old clout, and de-coking worn out falopian tubes?
Where do I sign up, chief?
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
When I fired the beast up last night, MSN or whatever my bloody home page is had a 20 question version, which I idly clicked and had a go - 11 out of 20! The 5 questions shown in the link were there but there were also some teasers - "What percentage of the UK population listed their religeon as Muslim?"; "How many days must schools stay open in a year?"; "How many parliamentary constituencies are there?". Maybe I'm fick and should immediately surrender my passport.

Don't worry, they failed their own test by referring to the British flag as 'The Union Jack'. However, in case they test you:

"What percentage of the UK population listed their religeon as Muslim?" - a frightening one
"How many days must schools stay open in a year?" - 0 if the NUT get their way
"How many parliamentary constituencies are there?" - 650 too many
 
#17
Typical, not one of the multi-choice answers was the right one:

"Yes, I'd like free money and a free house, let me in the country. I claim political asylum, I am oppressed. Where is my free money and house?"
 
#18
I have just done the test and got 9 out 10 but I can't apply for citizenship as I am a white Christian and have a job!
 

Pob02

War Hero
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#20
That test is easier than an Essex girl on a friday night after half a bottle of lambrini !
 

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