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Good Nights out in Windsor

#3
it's got to be Chicago Rocks just round the back next to the back gate of Vicky Bee (Victoria Bks)

FANTASTIC Steven Hawkins could pull in there.. EASY MONEY............
 
#6
The_Dirty_Trooper said:
it's got to be Chicago Rocks just round the back next to the back gate of Vicky Bee (Victoria Bks)

FANTASTIC Steven Hawkins could pull in there.. EASY MONEY............
Based there for a while and had many a good night in Chicago's. One night l got that pissed l got lost going back to camp and had to get a taxi.. Oh what fun that was.

If you go into Town you've got the Highlander and three tuns. There not bad pubs. Liquid is over rated and crap. If you have to go in there don't go in a group. Llyods use to be good, before the refit. Not sure what its like after the refit though. Bar Cafe is bloody pricey! Bought a bottle of Grolsch and half a shandy (for the lady), l was lucky to get 4 quid back from a tenner!!

Slough use to have Harrys and Chicagos and both of them use to do all you can handle for 15 quid! which was a bonus. But thats all stopped now. :(
 
#8
ex sevicemans club cheapest beer in windsor watch the grannies on a friday night but seriously 74 pubs in a 10 mile radius

as a trooper used to attempt the windsor and eton crawl never finished it
 
#9
don't forget your gold card - traditional boozers very few and far between. Wine bars will charge about £3 for a half. There is a Wetherspoons next to Liquid. The Old Trout is OK as you can sit outside if the weather is good. I think The Swan is the one just before the bridge going towards Eton again OK.
If any women/men say they are from West Windsor steer clear as this is Dedworth - not a nice place. But probably an easy shag.
Stay away from the Noah's Ark unless you like those kind of pubs :D
 
#12
yater_spoon said:
don't forget your gold card - traditional boozers very few and far between. Wine bars will charge about £3 for a half. There is a Wetherspoons next to Liquid. The Old Trout is OK as you can sit outside if the weather is good. I think The Swan is the one just before the bridge going towards Eton again OK.
If any women/men say they are from West Windsor steer clear as this is Dedworth - not a nice place. But probably an easy shag.Stay away from the Noah's Ark unless you like those kind of pubs :D
Hoho, yes, might come with a itch as well :wink: Further out there is Staines, but unless you want nightlife to include streetfighting best avoided There is a nice pub Barley Mow,up on Englefield Green, bit pricey but good in the summer if a little crowded, and staff can be a bit hit or miss.
 
#13
jimmys_best_mate said:
Is Liquid that one down the little side street by the Post Office? Always used to be good in there, full of gorgeous posh totty.
No its the one that use to be called Mirage, next to what was the old monk (Now a Weatherspoons) Theres a take away shop across te way too. However if you can hack the walk, theres a nice kebab house near the Royal Oak.
 
#15
Bought a bottle of Grolsch and half a shandy (for the lady),
You fcuking bitch!

Make sure you have good wander round Windsor, there are some cracking pubs tucked away here and there, and one Friday we managed to have an afternoon session just visiting about 12 pubs we'd never been in. It is fcuking expensive and now Lloyds has been done up it's lost its appeal, just like half the pubs in Windsor that have been done up and turned into sh1ting gay-bar, trendy, over-priced b0ll0cks. That said generally you can get a full weekend on the p1ss and be the better for it.

Never go to Liquid (if you do don't take army ID), only Chicago's even though it smells of vomit. It's usually full of MILFs and divorcees and what more can you ask for. Steer clear of the likes of Shrek, Poodle-head, Lock-jaw and Hulkanoff. Fat birds are never grateful and don't have nice personalities! It's fcuking embarrasing doing the walk of shame with any of them the next morning, and despite the amount of practice they've had there's not one good sh4g betwwen them!
 
#19
Captain_Fabulous said:
Steer clear of the likes of Shrek, Poodle-head, Lock-jaw and Hulkanoff. Fat birds are never grateful and don't have nice personalities! It's fcuking embarrasing doing the walk of shame with any of them the next morning, and despite the amount of practice they've had there's not one good sh4g betwwen them!

A man that speaks from great experience!! This man is custard cousins with the majority of the Units that have been based in Windsor. Heck l still remember when he came in pissed with random thing. She had a cut on her ear and he used a massive ball of cotton wool and some black and nasty to "patch it up".
 
#20
Didn't want to waste a first field dressing on her. She'd had a fight with one of the bloke's wives in Chicago's, and I had to walk her out of camp the next moning having had her earing ripped out and a black eye. The worst thing was the blokes on stag thought I'd done it to her!?! But it was a vast improvement to her head!
 

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