Good news stories for the week

#1
Since the year is amost at an end anyone got some good news tales?

I'll start got informed on Weds I'd be getting £300 as compensation from the cunt who wacked my motor then drove off and found out yesterday he'd changed his plea to guilty on the 4 counts he was charged with and got a 12 month ban. He's also back in court on the 10th of Jan for a similar incident and facing 7 charges. I'm expecting he'll be getting soap on a rope and KY jelly for his Christmas for his impending trip inside as he's a prize cunt who thinks he's above the law and got an attitude to match I can't wait to see his details in the local/national papers who've been informed. Not expecting him to pay up the £300 as I think he's claiming on the dole and won't be declaring his drug dealing on his fine sheet still if he doesnt pay it'll mean more charges for him.


This week also seen my court papers go in to get contact with my daughter and the LA where my daughter school is located will be formally writing to the EX telling her to stop being a cunt and provide any legal documentation that prevents me from knowing what school she's at.

All in all a good week
 
#2
So your daughter, your ex and even random passing motorists think you're a cock. You're right. That is a good news tale.
You're a dick.



Well done Bretta xxxxx
 

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#4
So your daughter, your ex and even random passing motorists think you're a cock. You're right. That is a good news tale.
I've met Bretta and he's a good bloke. Incomprehensible West of Scotland accent mind but you can't have everything.

Um, good news? Exams done, work done, bonus paid and spending the next two weeks lying on my back with a bottle in my mouth.
 

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#5
Wow dead fucking original I might be a cock but I'd rather be that than a ginger fantasist cow cunt who's also into bigamy eh Mike
You are less of a cock that about 80% of the human race. And of the remaining 20%, most of them are cunts.
 
#6
Since the year is amost at an end anyone got some good news tales?

I'll start got informed on Weds I'd be getting £300 as compensation from the cunt who wacked my motor then drove off and found out yesterday he'd changed his plea to guilty on the 4 counts he was charged with and got a 12 month ban. He's also back in court on the 10th of Jan for a similar incident and facing 7 charges. I'm expecting he'll be getting soap on a rope and KY jelly for his Christmas for his impending trip inside as he's a prize cunt who thinks he's above the law and got an attitude to match I can't wait to see his details in the local/national papers who've been informed. Not expecting him to pay up the £300 as I think he's claiming on the dole and won't be declaring his drug dealing on his fine sheet still if he doesnt pay it'll mean more charges for him.


This week also seen my court papers go in to get contact with my daughter and the LA where my daughter school is located will be formally writing to the EX telling her to stop being a cunt and provide any legal documentation that prevents me from knowing what school she's at.

All in all a good week
Good on yer mucker...have a few beers and relax.
 
#7
I've met Bretta and he's a good bloke. Incomprehensible West of Scotland accent mind but you can't have everything.

Um, good news? Exams done, work done, bonus paid and spending the next two weeks lying on my back with a bottle in my mouth.
I thought he was a rough weegie.

We won 64 quid or something like that on the lottery on Wednesday. Not bad. Will pay for a night out on Saturday.
 
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#8
Christmas off, transferred to a less stressful ship, and son been invited to go to Sheffield in May to see if his times are good enough to qualify for the Disabled Swimming World Championships at age 14
 
#10
Tiny good news story. My old Bitch (the springer not the wife). Is rallying a bit. Drove 90 miles on Wednesday to see a vet that doesn't advocate topping any dog over 14. I'm under no illusions as to her fate but she is the consummate coffin dodger.
Rave on Lucy!
 
#11
I got an £800 rebate from the Inland Revenue two days ago, a £500 Christmas bonus yesterday and got to spunk on my wife's face last night because she wanted me to buy her something out of it.

Winner.
 

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#13
I got an £800 rebate from the Inland Revenue two days ago, a £500 Christmas bonus yesterday and got to spunk on my wife's face last night because she wanted me to buy her something out of it.

Winner.
You too ?

She loves it eh ?
 
#18
Since the year is amost at an end anyone got some good news tales?

I'll start got informed on Weds I'd be getting £300 as compensation from the cunt who wacked my motor then drove off and found out yesterday he'd changed his plea to guilty on the 4 counts he was charged with and got a 12 month ban. He's also back in court on the 10th of Jan for a similar incident and facing 7 charges. I'm expecting he'll be getting soap on a rope and KY jelly for his Christmas for his impending trip inside as he's a prize cunt who thinks he's above the law and got an attitude to match I can't wait to see his details in the local/national papers who've been informed. Not expecting him to pay up the £300 as I think he's claiming on the dole and won't be declaring his drug dealing on his fine sheet still if he doesnt pay it'll mean more charges for him.




This week also seen my court papers go in to get contact with my daughter and the LA where my daughter school is located will be formally writing to the EX telling her to stop being a cunt and provide any legal documentation that prevents me from knowing what school she's at.

All in all a good week
What an insightful (but tedious) post. Enjoy spending your £300 at £1 a week. If I were your ex, I too would take steps to ensure you were thrown off the scent, as you sound like a proper fucking bore attack.
 

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