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greyfergie

MIA
Book Reviewer
So, the old "honest officer, I was getting this sheep out from the wire fence when my trousers fell down" defence is going to be a winner while Brown-hatting any number of domesticated or feral animals. I wonder what @earth does for his jollies, probably dreams of sticking his head up an elephant's clopper!
Earth said he didn’t hear your last, could you speak up please?
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Ex-Ten

War Hero
Orwell did say everyone animal is equal but some animal dongs are longer than others

That was the gist of Animal Farm
In the animal kingdom the humble barnacle is the todger champion, it's 50x the length of his body. The blue whale does sport a "member" up to 12 feet long though!
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
Wasn't Orwell the name of the duck that got fisted so much it had to wear a nappy?
I’ve got a joke where duck is mentioned. (And shagging so it’s not too much of a thread drift).

Right a German bloke goes up to a prostiute, he’s away from home in Berlin and he sells springs, all sorts of springs from small biro springs to bloody big car and lorry springs. Any way he says to this prostitute that he does like to “do it a certain way”.
Hmm thinks the lady of the night, go on then, what? Well says our salesman, when we start I want you to start quacking like a duck and please don’t stop till it’s all over, just quack quack all the way through it.
Ok, I’ve heard worse thinks the prostitute. Now as they are about to get started our springs salesman straps a spring to each knee and to his hands and starts bouncing away on top of her while she goes quack quack.

Afterwards the prostitute is getting her breath back and tells the chap that he doesn’t have to pay as it was the best sex that she has ever had and she was intrigued as to how he learned such a way to do it.

Oh said the man. “ That’s my four sprung DUCK technique”.
 
I’ve got a joke where duck is mentioned. (And shagging so it’s not too much of a thread drift).

Right a German bloke goes up to a prostiute, he’s away from home in Berlin and he sells springs, all sorts of springs from small biro springs to bloody big car and lorry springs. Any way he says to this prostitute that he does like to “do it a certain way”.
Hmm thinks the lady of the night, go on then, what? Well says our salesman, when we start I want you to start quacking like a duck and please don’t stop till it’s all over, just quack quack all the way through it.
Ok, I’ve heard worse thinks the prostitute. Now as they are about to get started our springs salesman straps a spring to each knee and to his hands and starts bouncing away on top of her while she goes quack quack.

Afterwards the prostitute is getting her breath back and tells the chap that he doesn’t have to pay as it was the best sex that she has ever had and she was intrigued as to how he learned such a way to do it.

Oh said the man. “ That’s my four sprung DUCK technique”.
When are you going to tell the joke?
 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
When are you going to put in a full days work?
When someone threatens to stop paying me until I do.

Until that time, cheers easy.
 
I’m curious, and maybe a little nieve; could someone post a few pictures that are ‘obscene pornography’ as I’m not really sure what the term means...
 
I’m curious, and maybe a little nieve; could someone post a few pictures that are ‘obscene pornography’ as I’m not really sure what the term means...
Dianne Abbot's cum face...enjoy!

 
And for really obscene this should get you going...

 

Gout Man

LE
Book Reviewer
And for really obscene this should get you going...

I’m not giving a fecking funny for that! It’s positivley obscene!!
 
I’m not giving a fecking funny for that! It’s positivley obscene!!
He asked for an example of obscene, don't shoot the messenger!
 

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