Not true, sadly. You need to apply the tape beforehand. Otherwise once they're fucked, they're, er... fucked.
(Don't ask me how I know this...)
Earth said he didn’t hear your last, could you speak up please?So, the old "honest officer, I was getting this sheep out from the wire fence when my trousers fell down" defence is going to be a winner while Brown-hatting any number of domesticated or feral animals. I wonder what @earth does for his jollies, probably dreams of sticking his head up an elephant's clopper!
In the animal kingdom the humble barnacle is the todger champion, it's 50x the length of his body. The blue whale does sport a "member" up to 12 feet long though!Orwell did say everyone animal is equal but some animal dongs are longer than others
That was the gist of Animal Farm
I’ve got a joke where duck is mentioned. (And shagging so it’s not too much of a thread drift).Wasn't Orwell the name of the duck that got fisted so much it had to wear a nappy?
When are you going to tell the joke?I’ve got a joke where duck is mentioned. (And shagging so it’s not too much of a thread drift).
Right a German bloke goes up to a prostiute, he’s away from home in Berlin and he sells springs, all sorts of springs from small biro springs to bloody big car and lorry springs. Any way he says to this prostitute that he does like to “do it a certain way”.
Hmm thinks the lady of the night, go on then, what? Well says our salesman, when we start I want you to start quacking like a duck and please don’t stop till it’s all over, just quack quack all the way through it.
Ok, I’ve heard worse thinks the prostitute. Now as they are about to get started our springs salesman straps a spring to each knee and to his hands and starts bouncing away on top of her while she goes quack quack.
Afterwards the prostitute is getting her breath back and tells the chap that he doesn’t have to pay as it was the best sex that she has ever had and she was intrigued as to how he learned such a way to do it.
Oh said the man. “ That’s my four sprung DUCK technique”.