Good news for fatties!

#2
All they have to do now is use real chicken instead of a mutant variation that has been so pumped up full of hormones that it has a voice like Barry White and breasts like Jordan.
 
#3
The_Seagull said:
All they have to do now is use real chicken instead of a mutant variation that has been so pumped up full of hormones that it has a voice like Barry White and breasts like Jordan.
Not to forget the multiple legs that each one has..

The good folks at Kentucky Fried Chicken were allegedly breeding "mutant" chickens with extra-large breasts and additional legs (four, six, or eight, depending on which variation of this wacky legend you heard). The U.S. Food and Drug Administration stepped in and told Kentucky Fried Chicken that the genetically engineered creatures they were producing on their poultry farms could not legally be marketed as "chicken." Rather than give up the lucrative sales of meat from their big-breasted, multi-legged fowl to adhere to FDA regulations, the company deftly sidestepped the problem by changing their name to "KFC," thus eliminating all mention of the word "chicken" from their menu and advertisements.
http://www.snopes.com/lost/kfc.htm :)
 
#4
The colonel would roll in his grave if he knew what they were serving up. I can only speculate as to what's in the gravy!! Some kind of mutant chicken excretia maybe. two products for the price of one!

I heard that legend of the mutant chicken rom a river guide on hols in OZ and not eaten the crap since.
 

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#5
The_Seagull said:
Some kind of mutant chicken excretia ...
What sort of chickensh!t product is that?
 
#9
I have for a long time read, (somethimes even joined in with) all sorts of filth and shocking debate but i'm afraid i cannot sit (on my huge arrse) and let this continue, KFC is fecking great, and i for one dont care if its Unluck Fried Kitten let alone mutant chicken!

Stop it!


swine!
 
#11
"The organisation will now withdraw its law suit against KFC."

What were they being sued for? Not telling American Joe Public that there chicken was fried in fat i suppose..................Only in America!!

Clue is in the title "KFC", or PFK for all you french canadiens!!!!
 
#12
I've always wondered what a chicken looks like when they have removed the nuggets.
 
#13
hallveg said:
I have for a long time read, (somethimes even joined in with) all sorts of filth and shocking debate but i'm afraid i cannot sit (on my huge arrse) and let this continue, KFC is fecking great, and i for one dont care if its Unluck Fried Kitten let alone mutant chicken!

Stop it!


swine!
You can't tell, fatty........ :wink:
 
#14
Hardly good news, I cant believe some 28stone fast-food scoffing blimper, really cares what goes into his food. You may as well make the coating out of powdered asbestos, DU and George Michaels AIDs laden bo11ock batter.
 
#15
Dale the snail

You can't tell, fatty........ :wink:
Oh yeah thats just like you!

Turn a serious subject into a "Joke"