Good News..............Bad News

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by No_Duff, Oct 15, 2012.

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  1. Found out that one of the local older Chavs has had a heart attack and died. Thats the good news.

    Consultant says I have brain damage, some of my brian cells have died and some of the cells have gone walk about in my head. Thats the bad news, still if you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined :)
  2. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    Shouldn't you have posted this in the "Less intelligence cell?" =-D
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  3. The good news is, I opened your thread thinking it was going to be in some way entertaining.

    The bad news? I was wrong.

    Isnt it a little early to be on the meths? Thats how the brain damage has occured, no?
  4. Who's this guy Brian you damaged and how did he end up in the cells?
  5. Why don't you go stick a box of tampons in your gob.
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  6. Who's brian cells?
    You gay civil partner?
  7. Popcorn - check. Beer - check. Armchair - check. In your own time carry on.
  8. Only if you can donate used ones.
  9. Speaking of used ones,

    I was walking down an alley last night and saw on the floor 2 used condoms, tied up in a knot. I was nearly sick.

    Sorry about your brain dying. Hope it lives.
  10. RIP Brian Cells, You are one of heaven's angels now.

    Which lamp post should I attatch the flowers to?
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  11. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    Jesus Christ, what dog egg of a thread is this?
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  12. What do you want now ? FFS go play on the beech with your fish and wine.
  13. Forastero

    Forastero LE Moderator

    What do you mean 'Waht do I want now?' Stop scribbling complete bollocks in the Int Cell you tool.
  14. Bouillabaisse

    Bouillabaisse LE Book Reviewer

    He can't help it. He's brian damaged. He probably thinks he's talking to magic pixies
  15. You're brain is addled with alcohol you ***** ****.