Good News..............Bad News

#1
Found out that one of the local older Chavs has had a heart attack and died. Thats the good news.

Consultant says I have brain damage, some of my brian cells have died and some of the cells have gone walk about in my head. Thats the bad news, still if you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined :)
 
#3
The good news is, I opened your thread thinking it was going to be in some way entertaining.

The bad news? I was wrong.


Isnt it a little early to be on the meths? Thats how the brain damage has occured, no?
 
#5
The good news is, I opened your thread thinking it was going to be in some way entertaining.

The bad news? I was wrong, it's not only entertaining but its awesome as well.
Why don't you go stick a box of tampons in your gob.
 
#7
Popcorn - check. Beer - check. Armchair - check. In your own time carry on.
 
#8
The good news is, I opened your thread thinking it was going to be in some way entertaining.

The bad news? I was wrong, it's not only entertaining but its awesome as well.
Why don't you go stick a box of tampons in your gob.
Only if you can donate used ones.
 
#9
Speaking of used ones,

I was walking down an alley last night and saw on the floor 2 used condoms, tied up in a knot. I was nearly sick.

Sorry about your brain dying. Hope it lives.
 
#10
RIP Brian Cells, You are one of heaven's angels now.

Which lamp post should I attatch the flowers to?
 

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#15
Found out that one of the local older Chavs has had a heart attack and died. Thats the good news.

Consultant says I have brain damage, some of my brian cells have died and some of the cells have gone walk about in my head. Thats the bad news, still if you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined :)
You're brain is addled with alcohol you cnuts ****.
 
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