Good news, Bad news

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  1. The day after his wife disappeared In a kayaking accident, an Anchorage
    man answered his door to find two grim faced Alaska State Troopers.

    "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your
    wife", said one of the troopers.

    "Tell me! Did you find her?", Wilkens exclaimed.

    The troopers looked at each other.

    One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
    news. Which would you like to hear first?"

    Fearing the worst, the ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad News

    The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we
    found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay ."

    "Oh my God!", exclaimed Wilkens.

    Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

    The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12
    twenty-five-pound king crabs and 6 good-sized Dungeness crabs clinging
    to her, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."

    Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's
    the great news?"

    The trooper replied, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow.
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  2. So thats why fish smell like that.............