Good lord...

numbered_3

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...What have i done?
I've just sorted my old man out membership to a free porn site ( www.myfreepaysite.com Cheers suits_u ) I feel like a real wrong'un!
He's sat in the kitchen watching full length movies! Being a batchelor pad i can't see the problem in this, But your old man watching grot...
 
now THAT is caring for the elderly! :)
 

numbered_3

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Moodybitch said:
Better than him playing a lead role in it, with your sister.
Fair enough Moody, rather him with my sister than watching you perform on him though!
Either way i'd get off on both. :thumright:
 

numbered_3

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jack-daniels said:
I'd only worry if he asks you for the kleenex.
...Or a hand!
 
numbered_3 said:
...What have i done?
I've just sorted my old man out membership to a free porn site ( www.myfreepaysite.com Cheers suits_u ) I feel like a real wrong'un!
He's sat in the kitchen watching full length movies! Being a batchelor pad i can't see the problem in this, But your old man watching grot...
No as long as it's not a homo site could always have a soggy bisuct contest together
 

Range_Gopher

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N3,

I'm just slightly concerned about your current location coupled together with what your old man is gettin up to at the mo.......!

Maybe on second thoughts....you should have some kleenex handy!
 

numbered_3

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brettarider said:
numbered_3 said:
...What have i done?
I've just sorted my old man out membership to a free porn site ( www.myfreepaysite.com Cheers suits_u ) I feel like a real wrong'un!
He's sat in the kitchen watching full length movies! Being a batchelor pad i can't see the problem in this, But your old man watching grot...
No as long as it's not a homo site could always have a soggy bisuct contest together
True but him being in his 50's may be a slight disadvantage!
...He has to wait for the Viagra to kick in and i'll be well and truly finished by then!
"Go on dad you old cnut! get that fcuking biscuit down ya!"
 

numbered_3

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Range_Gopher said:
N3,

I'm just slightly concerned about your current location coupled together with what your old man is gettin up to at the mo.......!

Maybe on second thoughts....you should have some kleenex handy!
Fortunately he is just 'watching' at the moment,
Fcuk knows what he'll be up to once i've gone out on the pish!
It need not bare imagining!
 
Could be worse, you could have signed you Mother up for a snort and Root Cruise to Jamaica.
 

numbered_3

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LordVonHarley said:
Could be worse, you could have signed you Mother up for a snort and Root Cruise to Jamaica.
Thats next on the cards!
 

Range_Gopher

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numbered_3 said:
Range_Gopher said:
N3,

I'm just slightly concerned about your current location coupled together with what your old man is gettin up to at the mo.......!

Maybe on second thoughts....you should have some kleenex handy!
Fortunately he is just 'watching' at the moment,
Fcuk knows what he'll be up to once i've gone out on the pish!
It need not bare imagining!
Ask MB if she'll pop over to keep her eye on him, while you're out!
 

numbered_3

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I'm sure she'll put some sort of 'eye' on him!
Her back eye! Go on Moody you'll make an old man VERY happy :D
 

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