Good looking Para?

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A Meat Bomb raping women? That's a new departure - makes a change from newbies in the Mortar Platoon.
 
#5
I like his other chat up line "You know what I like about you......... **** all" I bet he gets loads of consensual sex!
 
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I like his other chat up line "You know what I like about you......... **** all" I bet he gets loads of consensual sex!
All four of his victims lied ? That's right, one of them had a screw loose too. Makes me wonder how they had enough evidence to get it to court. Would he still have been a rapist if he wasn't a soldier ?
 
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Phew, for a moment there the thread title left me dreading it would be yet another "Mental Ex Para turns Tranny" expose.

It's quite a relief to read that it's "only" a good old fashioned rape case, from an Ex Officer no less. I wonder what his defence will be? "No means Yes and Yes means up the arrrrse"?
 
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"I'm a good looking bloke" Said My Witty. Brilliant.

I think he misunderstood when his mate said "Play some Erasure and you're defo gonna get some bum sex."
 
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HTD, Thats TA Officer, not the same thing really.
 
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No mention of gaffer tape, rophys, hammers, vans or dungeons?
Hardly rape then, just a bit of 'rough sex' role play by the gallant Captain.
 
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Ohhhh, if only you knew...
 
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Witty, who is now a City banker,
Cocker'knee rhyming slang: can't beat it.

O! Wait - that's a double entendre . . . . p'raps she asked for a double entendre, so he gave her one . . .

They should string him up by his gonads.

Even if he didn't do it.

On grounds of being a city banker: slow death by septicemia after public genital mutilation wouldn't be enough.
 
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I'm amazed this thread took so long to come to fruition. Made me laugh out loud when I read in the Wail about his apartment where he "kept his collection of toy soldiers".

The man is a fecking pest. He should be locked in a room with Samantha Brick and see whose mahoosive ego sucks the oxygen out fastest.
 
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listened to erasure as they kissed.....is he a homo?...

whats wrong with a bit of lionel ritchie?
 
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I like his other chat up line "You know what I like about you......... **** all" I bet he gets loads of consensual sex!
How about this classic line ?

"Grab your coat.... I've got a knife !".
 

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