Good looking men are boring in bed! I kid you not ....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by justjane07, Apr 16, 2008.

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  1. Here I was bored as usual (day off) scouring the internet for god knows what and I happen to stumble across this, now I cannot even remember how I got into a link of the scum newspaper ... even worse was when I did the said article left me reeling in disbelief ... I leave it to you boys girls to decide, click and read
  2. Just like you just stumble across Eastenders/Coronation Streeet/Emmerdale/Hollyoaks/Neighbours et al
  3. I dunno, I seem to do alright....

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  4. The only soap I do is in the bath ..... :wink:
  5. Marketing for fat, bald headed toothless blokes... next it'll be women prefer small c0cks - no foreplay and a shag to last no more than 35 seconds.... oh and they all want three in a bed with their ugly bloke and Kylie.

    Best phone my trick again... :flower:
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    I've been telling the women this for years. Just hope they now believe me.
  7. yeh but not even women can refuse kylie
  8. Now I'm with her on the baldness, or at least very short hair, side of things on a guy. It is very attractive. I even don't mind the podgy bit that she mentioned in the article. Piercings - hell yes!

    But no teeth!!!! 8O WTF!!! No way. Guys got to have good teeth - all his own too.
  9. I don't understand. illustrations please! 8)

  10. You shouldn't say things like that, I've just had to slam the old soldier in the door jamb... just so I can focus on work again.
  11. Kylie - nah not for me. I'm more of a Jodie Foster sort of girl :wink:
  12. FFS STOP! - I can't take this... the door's come of the hinges!!!
  13. :D where's the soap.

    Doesn't it?
  14. Must be true though
  15. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    i don't give a damn about the way a guy looks
    but what really worries me is the reason those women gave

    the first one is fine with me - the rest just sounds ... coolly calculating :x