Good God can it get any worse.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Abdiel, Sep 10, 2011.

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  1. I will say it again. They all need lovin!
  2. Send her to prison and put her in a cell with a door having a 12" gap at the bottom. Tell her she can go free once she can squeeze out through the gap.

    Nah, on second thoughts just fucking shoot her.
  3. Looks like Frank Bruno
  4. She managed to ooze herself out of her car.

  5. 35,000 pounds? Of money, or fat?
  6. If the fat cunt could get through the job centre doors to steal money, did I mention cunt? Then she should be able to get her thieving cunting body through the courtroom doors to pay it back.

    For the fat cunt's own good she should be put on the Belsen diet for twelve months prior to a nice shower.

  7. At least we know what she did with the £35k. Mr Kipling bought a yacht with it.
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  8. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    That's a nice shiny new motor car for someone on benefits - about £16,000 new. She certainly didn't economise on food bills to save for it.

    And as she's getting out of the drivers door, one wonders how the fat fuck could get into the car, but not into the dock.

  9. That is fucking disgusting. It should also serve as a wakeup call to the government to stop giving money to these wasters.
  10. Maybe a harpoon would be more appropriate.
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  12. Maybe if she wrapped herself in clingwrap and took a hit of speed the kilos would drop off in no time.