Good films

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Fiasco, Mar 16, 2012.

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  1. My Mrs reckons she can tell how good a film is by how many tissues she goes through when watching it.

    Funnily enough, I have a similar system myself!!
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  3. Sgt. Siek: Now to the rest of you, do you have what it takes to be the meanest, the cruelest, the most sadist unforgiving mother fuckers in God's cruel kingdom?
    All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant.
    Sgt. Siek: Will you be able to one day say, "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother fucker in the God damn valley?"
    All Marines: Yes, Staff Sergeant.
    Sgt. Siek: We shall fucking see.