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Jolly good

Good to see how not bothered you are
I'm not but you're offended by proxy.

Harness your anger and turn it to strength, harness that strength to work my shaft and balls.
 

StBob072

LE
Book Reviewer
Ok gentlemen, play nicely & pop your handbags down.


But, but, you started it!

(Yes, sadly this has what Arrse has descended to).
 
I think now is an appropriate time to lighten the mood-with a gentle poem courtesy of BadgerHeed:

The weak winter sunlight glinted sharply off the ribbons of sperm, gracefully arcing through the air.

Until Fish and Chips greedily intercepted their trajectory with his mouth.
 
So they were offended?

By proxy.
You disprove it.

Or continue to post about Himmler's "crime" of cancer walting.
You've called it a crime not me, the ball is in your court to prove it, not for me to disprove a negative

Or you can continue posting to prove how not bothered you are until you eventually start posting in Swiss German


Oh yeah. There are now epic quantities of this.
 

Erinon

Old-Salt
"Lardbeast said:
Say something amusing then dance for us topless

don't tell him pike, post: 10288559, member: 144635"]
No charge"

like that would make any difference for you.
 
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I'm not but you're offended by proxy.

Harness your anger and turn it to strength, harness that strength to work my shaft and balls.

Sorry I haven't got a microscope to hand, when I can find one I might have a chance to find your shaft
 

Polyester

War Hero
This thread is promising.
 

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