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Good Evening

Yep, long long times. Apparently Arrse wasn’t good for my career

How’s it been going? What have I missed? Any Gossip?
A quick update:

Biped - Disemboweled a bloke whom he couldn't take on in a fair fight. Got banged up in prison.

Fluffy_Bunny - Had a strangle wank; Won at the first part, failed at the second.

RTFQ - Died of cancer.

Markintime - Left the site after phoning up the CO's mother & complaining about "tyranny".

I do hope this helps.
 

gado

LE
Good to know badger, thanks :cool:
 
But managed to get many non-entities frothing their stained Y fronts at being offended by proxy.

How do you know the weren't offended by the lying rather the cancer walting itself?
 
Have you checked out the Brexit threads yet? :rolleyes:

A whirling vortex of darkness awaits you.
 
You disprove it.

Or continue to post about Himmler's "crime" of cancer walting.

You've called it a crime not me, the ball is in your court to prove it, not for me to disprove a negative

Or you can continue posting to prove how not bothered you are until you eventually start posting in Swiss German
 

gado

LE
Have you checked out the Brexit threads yet? :rolleyes:

A whirling vortex of darkness awaits you.
Not had the courage or strength yet but it’ll give me something to scroll through next time I’m on the toilet.
 

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