Good drills

#1
Cannot find online link, but this is from the times today... page 11, people column


Sickly news from Afghanistan

We're told that Declan Walsh, who reports on the troubled country for the guardian was recently visiting Sangin, in Helmund province.

"He was in a chinook with a load of paras" says our man in the flack jacket. "the pilot found they couldnt land immediatley, so he was dodging around and it was getting a bit bumpy. One para threw up out of the hatch, and it blew back all over Declan"

All the soldiers in the helicopter were thrilled that their comrade had managed to be sick on a journalist. Even the green faced para himself. "if he had got another para" our man explains, "he'd probably have got punched."




Good drills that man! :twisted:
 
#2
Thanks - Makes me smile to think that a "Jurno" for the bleeding hearts gets it straight :)
 
#6
I'm glad it was the journo and not another para. One of the lads would've had to stag on in his smelly clobber, but the journo can change his. Good drills, though.

Another very interesting item from the same page:
British politicians have the highest mortality rate in Europe, a study by Diplo magazine suggests. It claims that 11 have died since 2004, although Parliament puts the figure at a mere six. It’s still a pretty high number, given that Sweden and France are next with only three each.
It appears, however, that the wrong ones are dying! Where's Phoney Tony, Blunder Blunkett, Jack (Last) Straw and all the rest of the real wasters on the list?

MsG
 
#8
labrat said:
Cannot find online link, but this is from the times today... page 11, people column


Sickly news from Afghanistan

We're told that Declan Walsh, who reports on the troubled country for the guardian was recently visiting Sangin, in Helmund province.

"He was in a chinook with a load of paras" says our man in the flack jacket. "the pilot found they couldnt land immediatley, so he was dodging around and it was getting a bit bumpy. One para threw up out of the hatch, and it blew back all over Declan"

All the soldiers in the helicopter were thrilled that their comrade had managed to be sick on a journalist. Even the green faced para himself. "if he had got another para" our man explains, "he'd probably have got punched."




Good drills that man! :twisted:
Wasted chance to push the lefty bar stud off the tailgate
 
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