From Popbitch (PB :: Board): "The nation's favourite sexy beast... ...was at the services awards wossname thing that was on ver telly t'other night. Decides to invite a few of the county's 'heroes' to his birthday bash at the new Kings Cross hotel the next evening. The few turn up and enjoy cockney geezers hospitality well after he, and everyone else has gone. They're warned that the 'free' bar tab stops at 1100, thereafter they're on their own account. Several bottles of champers later a GBP300 pound bill is produced and our 'heroes' refuse to pay. A row ensues, the fuzz are called. Cockeny geezer is called by the manager, he asked the fuzz to cool it as they're all for arresting the pissed up squaddies who by now are offering to take out the asian waiting staff, whilst enthusatically pointing out how they'd jsut come back from blowing up all their families...everything is smoothed over, the bill is settled, and yer man pitches up the next morning to 'settle everything' with the waiting staff. Cushty." Good to see the younger generation aren't letting standards slip. Well done, all.