Good COs Farking Funny award of the month

Yup, just a point. I'm not getting tied down to a monthly award session - sorry.
Good CO said:

10 out of 10 for that one. Still laughing 10 minutes after I read it.
I think panda cola is an important issue to Defence, and GCO is right to highlight it. What the wiki fails to mention, is the pre-process to panda filtration which is Dorset Fcukwit distillation.

Its a little know fact that panda cola is brewed and bottled in Blandford, and its a trade secret that prior to panda filtration the coke or pepsi must pass through the bladder of a Blandford inbred and be stomoch mixed with a good few gulps of river Stour. Unfortunately, as the local inbreds are more or less unemployable, they are all members of government employment schemes, at huge cost to the Taxpayer.

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