Good Cook or Big Chest?

#1
Nigella Lawson so is she really a good cook?
Oh and she does have a nice bust!

Or am i getting a bit of a perv?

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#3
Who cares whether is can cook or not, just looking and listening to her is enough !
 
#4
[video=youtube;RtS2Ikk7A9I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I[/video]

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to run through stoppage drills for my trouser-Mauser.
 
#5
Meh. Nigella. She's just a matronly bird who uses words like "oily" and "penis" while cooking and is married to a rich and notorious farter. Er, that's it.

Her food is 'groomed' by food technicians before being raped in her kitchen (which is actually a set in a studio) and all her dinner guests are her PR chums from the production office, who would eat a turd on a plate if it got them the right side of the camera.

"As a busy working mother", she croons while being filmed in a bus that was hired for the occasion - she won't go on real public transport, "I have to buy all my groceries from Selfridge's Food Hall or Fortnums and, here's a tip, I always put it into a bag before marinading it, so I don't get oily penis mess on my Stella McCartneys".

Just cos she's got big paps doesn't make her particularly attractive.
 
#6
Meh. Nigella. She's just a matronly bird who uses words like "oily" and "penis" while cooking and is married to a rich and notorious farter. Er, that's it.

Her food is 'groomed' by food technicians before being raped in her kitchen (which is actually a set in a studio) and all her dinner guests are her PR chums from the production office, who would eat a turd on a plate if it got them the right side of the camera.

"As a busy working mother", she croons while being filmed in a bus that was hired for the occasion - she won't go on real public transport, "I have to buy all my groceries from Selfridge's Food Hall or Fortnums and, here's a tip, I always put it into a bag before marinading it, so I don't get oily penis mess on my Stella McCartneys".

Just cos she's got big paps doesn't make her particularly attractive.
But you must agree big bappage does help
 
#8
It's amazing the power a "pap" has. There it is, swaying over the stove, just like the other one to the left, flapping over the sink. Larger than average size, indeed, but it's still only a "pap". Ample, pert or "a wrinkled dug", it's still just a pap; one of a pair of paps, just like all the others.
 

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#9
It's amazing the power a "pap" has. There it is, swaying over the stove, just like the other one to the left, flapping over the sink. Larger than average size, indeed, but it's still only a "pap". Ample, pert or "a wrinkled dug", it's still just a pap; one of a pair of paps, just like all the others.
Yep, dyed in the wool, up-hill gardener! :)
 
#14
She`s a hugely over titted Yid bitch from North London. I had my way with lots of them when I lived there. Poor old Hymie is just not up to the job.
The truth will out. I once dated Nigella years and years ago, before she became fat. She turned up wearing thigh length, white PVC boots and was very good company. I never got to first base and shortly afterwards she married her 1st husband.

The only time I saw her after that was at a dinner party round hers, she'd cooked roast lamb and it was fucking horrible.
 
#15
She`s a hugely over titted Yid bitch from North London. I had my way with lots of them when I lived there. Poor old Hymie is just not up to the job.
I must admit I can imagine her c**t being on the large size as well and being very, very juicy, dripping with juice in fact before any semen deposits were made! Mmm... off to imagine myself making such a deposit now ;-)
 
#16
I must admit I can imagine her c**t being on the large size as well and being very, very juicy, dripping with juice in fact before any semen deposits were made! Mmm... off to imagine myself making such a deposit now ;-)
More tea, vicar?
 

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#17
The truth will out. I once dated Nigella years and years ago, before she became fat. She turned up wearing thigh length, white PVC boots and was very good company. I never got to first base and shortly afterwards she married her 1st husband.

The only time I saw her after that was at a dinner party round hers, she'd cooked roast lamb and it was fucking horrible.
So she sussed you were a gayer right away :)
 
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