Good CO never fiddled his expenses. And the SHED THREAD

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by TheIronDuke, May 27, 2009.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke On ROPs Book Reviewer

    Since the powers that be who run this place said last year, that they would ban me forever if I started another thread about garden sheds, this is not a thread about garden sheds.

    And the improvements many of us may have made to our garden sheds over the winter months. Like me replacing half my roof when that huge Sycamore tree fell onto the roof of me shed last altumn. Not a bad job for a gifted amateur if I do say so myself.

    And I have repainted it. Green. I would post pictures, but I am on a gagging order from on high.

    This thread is about the CO's 'allowances'.

    Any discussion of garden sheds, or pictures of garden sheds, or garden shed debate, is wholly incidental to the main issue.

    I've stuck a bit of decking on the back of mine.

    Sorry. SORRY. Allowances, not sheds, all right?
  2. Only came here expecting a bit of shed porn. IronDuke just post the compromising photos you have of the CO's "together" and be done! Otherwise what is this - ARRSE Cluedo? It was GoodCO in the Pay Office with a JPA terminal.
  3. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Come on dammit!

    Give us the shed stuff.

  4. Sheds... Phwoarrr. Is this an euphemism? Anyway, pics!
  5. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke On ROPs Book Reviewer

    I feel we have concensus. The people have spoken. Its like UKIP but without the wankers.


    Anybody else got them fast little beatles in the floorboards? I have.
  6. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I am sure that the CO's have acted within the rules and the spirit of the law regarding their expenses. Any mistakes they may have made are 'Genuine Mistakes' I am sure.


    Show us your shed.

  7. Beatles?

  8. Edit - Beat-en to it...
  9. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Dear Shedmeister,

    Whilst pondering the interesting question of the CO's expenses today I decided to have a look in my shed.

    Whilst in there I discovered a BNP leaflet for the forthcoming elections.
    Does this mean that my shed is going to vote for the BNP?

    Do you think I should start yet another BNP thread, attracting the usual loonies to talk about my shed?

  10. Ah fantastic, a shed thread!

    I've often thought about getting a shed, both for solo sex romps and storing the lawn-mower, but am unsure as to which kind of shed I should get.

    Are the prefabricated steel ones any good?
    Or should I go for the traditional wood?
  11. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    Wood definitely.

    Much easier to soundproof so you can perform 'experiments' without disturbing the neighbours.
  12. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke On ROPs Book Reviewer

    I feel we are skating on very thin ice here my friends. Let us thank the Lord that this thread is sponsored by *Floating Duck Houses R Us*, for all your Shed needs.

  13. Mmm you sound like boy band material to me........

    (I'm so glad I deleted my original post before you lot quoted me - glad you saw it though)!
  14. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    That is a beautiful sh.......'Floating Duck House' your Grace.

    I suspect that the powers that be, may decide to ignore this thread on account of us all knowing that their expenses are allegedly totally above board, apparently.

    What do you think would happen if we called them the 'Head Sheds'?

    Disappears into shed.......................
  15. Fuck it, I called you a prick in my original post, and I stand by it now.

    I'll speak to you when you are sober young man..