Gonorrhoea resistant to all available antibiotics

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  1. Oh Bugger!
     
  2. someone best pm jarrod then.
     
  3. Not good news!

    I once knew an STI, He was crossing the road one day and seen a bus coming straight for him. He stared in shock and said "Shit, I'm a gonorrhoea".

    :):|

    Al.
     
  4. Good, sex is for procreation and not for enjoyment. Its not as good as HIV but its a stop towards a better society.
     
  5. Zen

    Zen

    Shame your dad didn't use a johnny to prove your point. He wouldn't have ******* procreated you then.
     
  6. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    You're a virgin aren't you?

    I'd run and hide if I were you. Those big, nasty shouty men from the internet will be here in a minute.
     
  7. Zen

    Zen

    I think that's what you meant to say.
     
  8. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    You mean that HIV is fun, and more fun than sex???
     
  9. I was the product of rape, you insensitive ****.
     
  10. Zen

    Zen

    Anthony Nolan would have been able to answer that question for you.
    If he hadn't of been have died from having his arse ravaged by a diseased cock.
     
  11. Zen

    Zen

    Was that the only way your mum could get a ****?
     
  12. was you'r mother ever on university challenge.just a thought.
     
  13. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    A shame, then, that you're not a product of infanticide.
     
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  14. Zen

    Zen

    Or just mentally challenged as well as vaginally?