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Gone,but not forgotten.

I understand they keep a bit of her minge as a holy relic, displayed under glass in a Bermondsey pie shop. Licking the glass is said to offer a miraculous cure for ringworm and piles.
verticalgyro said:

Rest in Peace, sweet Princess.

You were truly the Queen of our Hearts.
Princess Diana of our hearts you were queen
Sitting in your palace all sweet and serene
Hoorays and Arabs from far away would come
To take their turn for a go up your bum.

Thanks to a drunk Frenchman now you are dead
With beetles up your arrsehole
And worms in your head

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