Golfing Terminoligy - even if you dont like Golf!

Discussion in 'Sports, Adventure Training and Events' started by Pips, Nov 22, 2006.

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  1. Try throwing these in next time you're having a round!!

    An Adolf Hitler - taking two shots in a bunker
    An Arthur Scargill - a great strike but a poor result
    A Kate Winslett - a bit fat but otherwise perfect
    A Rodney King - over-clubbed
    An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it
    A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good
    A sister-in-law - up there but I know that I shouldn't be
    A Kate Moss - a bit thin
    Taking a Gerry Adams.......hitting a provisional ball
    Putting like a gynaecologist’s assistant....shaving the hole
    A nipple licker......a shot that opens up the hole

    Putting Lingo
    A Dennis Wise - a nasty 5 footer
    A Diego Maradonna - very very nasty little five footer
    A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
    A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn't
    A ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it seems