Golfing Accident

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by sexybomb, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

    Naturally the Doctor asks him what happened.

    "Well, it's like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows, so naturally we went to look for them. Whilst I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walk over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it, stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my BIG mistake....!"

    "What did you do?" asks the Doctor.

    "Well, I lifted the tail again and yelled to my wife 'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't really remember much after that.......!"