Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, May 11, 2011.

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  1. Chap meets a girl in bar they start chatting and get on fine so they agree to meet again. On about the sixth date he says to her, "I have something to tell you before this relationship goes any further. I'm a golf fanatic, I live, eat and sleep golf, I play most weekends and my holidays are always to golfing venues."

    She said, "Well thats just great, I'm also a golf fanatic I also play most weekends and my holidays are also to golf venues." She paused for a few seconds then said, "Whilst we're being open with each other I have to tell you I'm a hooker."

    He considered this for a moment and replied, "Try holding the club slightly lower on the shaft."
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  3. Green shoes?








    F*CK ME!!!!!!!!!! She's wearing green shoes!!!!
  4. The tight blonde behind her is quite cute.
  5. HHH

    HHH LE

    Fuckin Hell, can anybody lip read, I think it's talking to me! just let me say again Fuckin Hellllll,yes yes yes.
  6. More than likely, though I can't tell. That minger in the stupid trainers is in the way!
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  7. I had to zoom up to 248% to get a good look at those shoes...did you see the fuckin camels toe on it, I mean the shoes of course.
  8. It's Madeline, you f....... pervert!!!
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    She could have ironed that top!
  10. She did, they are the stretch marks
  11. What fucking shoes?????