Golf

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Arpie, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. God and JC decided to have a round of golf.
    JC tees off first and with a beautiful shot puts the ball within a metre of the pin.
    Then it's God's turn. With an almighty swipe He puts the ball into the rough about 50 metres out.
    "Hard luck" says JC
    Just then a rabbit runs out of the rough with the ball stuck in its ear. It starts to run across the fairway to the rough the other side.

    An eagle swoops down and picks up the rabbit. It flys in the direction of the hole. When it gets over the green there is a flash of lightning. The eagle drops the rabbit on to the green. The ball rolls out of its ear and stops about 5 metres from the hole. There is an earthquake and the ball rolls and drops into the hole.

    "Hey, Dad" says JC, "It's only a bloody game!"