Golf - Spanish_Dave & MDN Cup

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Spanish_Dave, Dec 11, 2009.

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  1. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Anyone fancy a game at Darrington Mid Yorkshire Golf Club on the 22nd of December, myself and MDN are crap at Golf and challenge all comers :lol:
     
  2. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Bypass 18 & straight hole in one in the 19th eh,Dave?...
     
  3. Pararegtom

    Pararegtom LE Book Reviewer

    Does it include restraints/leather 1 or more of Tiger Woods alleged Birds and lots of Alcohol?
     
  4. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Would you believe me if I said that would be the only hole in one 1 ever got on a golf course :lol:
     
  5. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Well my few trips to the driving range suggest that I have a rare talent. I have in fact taken to the game like a duck neuro surgery. The safest place to be when I swinging a gold bat would probably be right on the fairway. Right behind me would be taking your life into your hands...
     
  6. I am to golf is what Cyril Smith is to hang- gliding :D
     
  7. No one is biting Dave, they all know you are the Nick Faldo of Yorksheer.
     
  8. Is that the one near Bank Quay? I did a slice on that range so magnificent and so impossible that I nearly took the clubhouse window out.

    deited for mong spellign. heh.
     
  9. In winter? And in my own time? Sorry, I'm a fair weather, and at the taxpayers expense sportsman. My hands would freeze to my hipflask.
     
  10. I'm just trying to visualise MDN in golf-togs.

    Not pretty.
     
  11. elovabloke

    elovabloke LE Moderator

    Love to take the money of you two but Yorkshire - go that far north this time of year and you'll bump into polar bears.


    I'll stick to south of Bristol until the spring.
     
  12. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    No puffs allowed
     
  13. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    I cant believe all these roughy toughies are afraid to match our golf skills mate
     
  14. That way you'll only bump into Carrotcrunchers
     
  15. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    Thats poofs ;)

    Can't make it sadly, but I'll put 100 quid on MDN to win.