Golf and Dentist

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Bigfrankie, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist,

    "Doc, I'm in a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anaesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and its 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anaesthetic to work!"

    The dentist thought to himself, my goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain.

    So the dentist asked him, "Which tooth is it, sir?"

    The man turned to his wife and said:

    "Open your mouth, honey, and show him."
  2. Brave bloke eh!