Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Little Jack H, Mar 11, 2005.

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  1. Right, gonna take serious flak for this but don't really give a fcuk.

    Goldie, my pet fish, died tonight between 2100 hrs and 2330 hrs while I was out playing pool. A month or two ago, was here to save him when he did an impresion of a rock, as any in chat at the time may remember, but this time it was too late.

    Funeral will be held in the toilet first thing in the morning. No flowers please, but any donations to the GPRA.


    Goldie, Sink In Peace

  2. I always thought that fish was a fag anyway. Looked VERY gay to me.

  3. Next time, get yourself a black shark
  4. erm.... dont flush it... I will eat it for you... two birds with one stone... a snack for me and I will say grace... I prommise :D
  5. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    I too have a sad announcement.........yesterday was not a red letter day for pets decended from carp.

    At 9.30 last night my black moor, Jet, popped his fins as well.

    He was swiftly given a decent send off by Messrs Armitidge & Shanks followed by 3 pints of Old Hooky in the pub across the road.
  6. Condolences to LJH & MiB... :cry: x
  7. would go well with yer chips...
  8. Anyone heard from Fish-Head recently? Bet he's crapping himself in case this fishy virus is catching.
  9. The funeral was a simple, but solemn occasion. The one person present said a few words over the cistern as the little fishy body was lowered into the bowl......

    The chief mourner then pulled the flush as his favourite hymn was sung....

    Let the Wake commence.........
  10. aaaw sh!t.. I shouldnt laugh but that was one hell of a sendoff for a mere fish lol
  11. Little Jack and ManinBlack, very sorry to hear of your fish. But try to keep perspective....

    The Universe itself keeps
    On expanding and expanding
    In all of the directions it can whizz.
    As fast as it can go,
    The speed of light you know,
    Twelve million miles a minute
    (And that's the fasted speed there is)
    So remember when you're feeling
    Very small, and insecure,
    How amazingly unlikely is your birth.
    And pray that there's intelligent life
    Somewhere up in Space
    Cos there's bugger all
    Down here on Earth.
  12. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    The kids were upset and said I should get another fish.....I told them I would replace it with a rock 'cos I know rocks don't die.

    I nearly had them going again over that one. :twisted: