Goldie Hawn - GILF

Would you stuff your muck up her clack?


  • Total voters
    20
#1
Sorry to mention this.

Goldie Hawn is on that scouse poofters show at the moment.


Would she still get it at the grand old age of 61?





I reckon she's a right dirty old biatch who could suck the coolant out of a Merlin engine and take an anaconda up her clack just for a laugh.
 
#2
Nice thought flash...but raise you Michelle Pfererer( think thats correct). Not bad for 50!

Patch
 
#4
I have to say that Goldie Hawn sang THE hawn-iest version of A Hard Day's Night that I've ever heard! Seriously sexy nightclub singer-esqe voice on her and a giggle that causes a lob on in milliseconds.
 
#5
Flashy, we know you're a pilot, but do you really need to fcuk ever thing with t!ts and a womb (I add 'a womb' so as not to frighten the moob brigade of fat knack'ers on the site)! I mean, a line has to be drawn somewhere before 'no pulse but still warm', surely?
 
#6
You're watching the Paul O'Grady show Flash?


Who's the poof? :roll:

Anyway, I would. :p
 
#11
I banged a 45 year old when I was a mear pup of 17. By fcuk could that woman hump. I left her plush Calgary appartment after 2 days like the proverbial dog with 2 c0cks.
 
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#13
I fuckin would too, always had a thing for her.

Now that Moyet creature is on the same show. Talk about the other end of the evolutionary scale!
 
#14
Hang on chaps. According to the poll, Kurt Russell is a member not once on Arrse but twice.

Kurt, whats your missus's flange like and does she still do anal?
 
#17
I've just remembered why I used to watch Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In.

Goldie Hawn. Tight T-shirt. No bra. Evidently air-conditioned studio....

Very interesting



and also quite funny.
 
#18
lovely lady.
 
#20
The working mans poster girl. Fcuks like a rabbit and sucks like a vacuum cleaner...probably.
Gets my vote.
 
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