Goldie Hawn - GILF

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The-Lord-Flasheart, Oct 12, 2007.

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  1. I do regularly. I'm Kurt Russell

    0 vote(s)
  2. Yes

  3. No

  1. Sorry to mention this.

    Goldie Hawn is on that scouse poofters show at the moment.

    Would she still get it at the grand old age of 61?


    I reckon she's a right dirty old biatch who could suck the coolant out of a Merlin engine and take an anaconda up her clack just for a laugh.
  2. Nice thought flash...but raise you Michelle Pfererer( think thats correct). Not bad for 50!

  3. GILF - I like it. Answer YES.
  4. I have to say that Goldie Hawn sang THE hawn-iest version of A Hard Day's Night that I've ever heard! Seriously sexy nightclub singer-esqe voice on her and a giggle that causes a lob on in milliseconds.
  5. Flashy, we know you're a pilot, but do you really need to fcuk ever thing with t!ts and a womb (I add 'a womb' so as not to frighten the moob brigade of fat knack'ers on the site)! I mean, a line has to be drawn somewhere before 'no pulse but still warm', surely?
  6. You're watching the Paul O'Grady show Flash?

    Who's the poof? :roll:

    Anyway, I would. :p
  7. Bloody right.

    I'd bang it like a blind cobbler mending a Bns worth of ammo boots.
  8. I'd donkey punch her. Good shout!
  9. I've added a poll now.
  10. I banged a 45 year old when I was a mear pup of 17. By fcuk could that woman hump. I left her plush Calgary appartment after 2 days like the proverbial dog with 2 c0cks.
  11. She has that effect on me as well.
  12. I fuckin would too, always had a thing for her.

    Now that Moyet creature is on the same show. Talk about the other end of the evolutionary scale!
  13. Hang on chaps. According to the poll, Kurt Russell is a member not once on Arrse but twice.

    Kurt, whats your missus's flange like and does she still do anal?
  14. Schizophrania mania?