golden question!

#2
Becuase you're an uggo and he has had to come up with a way to get his kicks without having to look at your face?
 
#4
Are you in 3 PARA Mortars??
 
#6
Perhaps he just wants a JetSki and you are such a deviant that you assume its sex.

buy him a JetSki you tight cow.

And buy me one too.

Rincewind
 
#8
then lay on it and let me lash over you! :twisted:
 
#10
gotta be quick in this game minxy!
 
#13
#14
for fcuks sake!
 
#15
She said her BF mentioned he wanted to experience Water Sport Action.

She wanted to poo on a glass table but thought she would ask if this was "normal"

Rincewind
 

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