Golden ARRSE Awards 2009

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  1. Shamelessly stolen word for word from RumRation (Thanks Monty!) The ARRSE 2009 Awards are now open for voting. No prizes except the honour of being nominated.

    Links to threads required as evidence!


    The big one; best thread.

    Best insult / retort.

    Best contributor.

    The Paul Gadd award for grooming Newbies

    The John's not mad award for the most use of the words fcuk & cnut

    The Mike Golden award for Walting above & beyond

    The best Avatar

    The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence

    The Kim Jung Il "Megalomaniacal Mod" Award

    The RIP Ron Jeremy Funniest post award

    The RIP LukeP "how do you stop a 6 year old girl choking" tasteless humour award.

    The "Good life" So nice and fcuking perfect it can't be true award

    The Richard Littlejohn / Alf Garnett "Load up the outrage bus" Outrage whore award

    The "So Solid" Chavviest little mongtard

    Bonest pre- service cnut who can't stop asking mong questions

    The "Errol Flynn" award for internet swordplay

    The "I must be Emo" Attention whore award

    Most epic cnut



    Ladies and Gentlemen, over to you!
     
  2. Bugsy, for life-time achievement - foregone conclusion, no link needed. :)
     
  3. Perhaps you need to read it again. I'm pretty sure ot says "MOD" in the title. As far as I'm aware Bugsy isn't a Moderator.
     
  4. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Must go to Bugsy,threads too many to mention.
     
  5. eeeeh, what?
    Btw, the Ben Bracken 12yo at Lidl is in fact a Tamnavoulin Single Malt, nice at the price.
    eeeh, what?
     
  6. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)


    Mac_Uk


    Quicker and worse than a fly on shit.
     
  7. Good choice Sir.

    I understand that he's a dab-hand at grooming some of the older members of ARRSE also! ;)
     
  8. Best insult / retort???

    Got to be "I've thrown bigger in the bin"......author escapes me :wink:
     
  9. That was Legs on dear, sweet Reni77's thread
     
  10. Thanks trigger
     
  11. Redcoat2009 is in contention of late

    Troll, page 5

    If anyone other than Bugsy wins this then I'll POL the outrage bus myself. Evidence is in the new C0cks and N0bbers thread....which consists of bugsy single handedly proving everyone elses opinion of him.

    Now that I've said it, he'll doubtless be along to hijack this thread too. Apologies in advance....
     
  12. The big one; best thread
    The one Reni_77 did on wife beating, cant remember the thread name, sorry
    The Paul Gadd award for grooming Newbies
    Smudge67
    The John's not mad award for the most use of the words fcuk & cnut
    Jarrod
    The Mike Golden award for Walting above & beyond
    Baron castleshort. who else?
    The "tell us what you really think" award for not sitting on the fence
    The-Lord-Flasheart
    The "So Solid" Chavviest little mongtard
    Him who wrapped himself round a tree in a twoc'ed car, cant remember his name

    :D
     
  13. A late comer to the Awards: Inner Rumblings by PG.
     
  14. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    I would humbly submit that scuba_frog is easily in the running for this one as well.
     
  15. Redcoat2009.

    A complete walting cunt.