Going to your grave? three bits of kit gowith

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  1. game over , you bought the farm, what 3 bits of kit go with you, in your box, to your heaven ?
     
  2. start you off , i take bible, photo's of kid's , and chivers strawberry jelly block
     
  3. 1. entrenching tool

    2. shelter half

    3. psychrometric calculator
     
  4. Can I have three cans of stella?
     
  5. reckon that count's as 1 choice , i would have gone with a few bottles of asbach but wanted to look caring and sharing inline with todays modern army
     
  6. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    1. Don't think I would need a bible for Heaven - bound to be plenty of copies signed by the Big Yin
    2. Won't need photos of the kids - they will always be part of me and I don't need pics to remind me - (though the photos I have of them are great)
    3. Chivers jelly - yes! but only if you allow a can of pineapple chunks as well.

    So if I have 1 out of 3 my other two would be

    2. My ex - WTF should she stay here and have a good time when I am off. Of course I would put her on the 'Down' elevator on my way up :lol:
    3. My computer so that I could continue giving the MODs hell from heaven! :wink:
     
  7. you should know i'm looking to make a coffee table book out of the answers
     
  8. I would take a cup of coffee, a table and a book with me then.

    What was the question again?
     
  9. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    You should have said first out. Please amend my last from WTF to Why the F uck!
     
  10. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    1. Wnak sock
    2. Brew kit
    3. Beer
     
  11. home brew kit
    whore called mimi
    chip butty
     
  12. 1. All Terrorists

    2. Bacon Sandwich.

    3. Crate of Stella
     
  13. I'd take 2 friends of mine,

    Jack Daniels

    Jim Beam

    and my good Buddy Weiser
     
  14. A man after my own heart, although i'd swap the Jim Beam for pepsi (lightweight, shandy poof I know!)

    S-D
     
  15. Eternal Life pills, a screwdriver and a shovel.