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Going to Afghanistan

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A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, "Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later". The nun agreed.

A moment later two military police officers ran up and asked, "Sister have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under the long skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan."

The nun said she understood completely.

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude but you have a great pair of legs."

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls ... I don't want to go to either"
 

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