Going out with a bang...

Today is my last day in my current job and I need a way of ensuring that I'll be remembered long after the arse groove in my chair has disappeared. I have already had a few too many pints of Bathams at the pub at lunch time, and told the manager of the neighbouring team how much a tw*t I think he is, but now i need something explosive to see me out of the door at 1700 and into the memories of every poor sap that is still working here.

Previous jobs have seen me using prawns behind the large shelving units so I'm looking for something original.

Any thoughts?

Just stand up and tell each and every one of your colleagues exactly what you think of them.
Leave a giant jobbie steaming on your desk, They'll remember that.


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With a spade or implement of your choosing!
Grab that letter opener and carve your way through Human Resources and into forensic history.
go out to a petshop and buy as many little rodents as you can. Stick them in your top drawer, lock it then break the key in the lock.
At 5 pick up your bag and walk out of the door without saying anything to or even looking at anyone. They'll remember you more for that than anything
Just delete as much as you can from the shared drive.

Edited to add:
Make sure you get your leaving present first!
Bang one out in the boss's office, making sure to blow your load directly in his/her face.

Extra points if it's a he.

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