Going out for Halloween?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Biped, Oct 31, 2008.

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  1. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    Just wondering if any of you are going out tonight, and if so, what as?

  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    A child molester! It's like a pick and mix on the streets tonight.
  3. I'm just going to wait for them to come to me - much warmer! :)
  4. Thats more like it
  5. I thought I'd dig out my 'See you Jimmy' wig and SS uniform, then go out as Prince Harry.
  6. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    I had to stop the wife from going out tonight, I didn't want her to scare the neighbours kids.
  7. Certainly in Edinburgh Halloween night is a must, as all student girls choose thier costume with the word "slutty" in front of it.

    Slutty Schoolgirl
    Slutty Witch
    Slutty Nurse

    You get the idea, its a great night!
  8. I managed to get myself a hot halowe'en date. I'll let you know what she's like in the sack.

  9. Top line, somebody has been watching 8 out of 10 cats :wink:
  10. I'm pretending to be posh and going to a charity black tie boxing match/dinner.

    Then on to a James Bond party... planning to bag a hot bond girl..will report tomorrow sah!
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Never seen it!
  12. Sean Lock is nicking your lines then
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    The barstard, i'll have him done for........................................something!
  14. edited - wrong thread
  15. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Yeah, I'm going out....on Fcuking Exercise.

    Might as well go dressed as a skivvy then.