Going on the lash tonight...

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  1. I'm going out tonight to get mullered. I'm putting my very best red cords on, coupled to a suitably ghastly shirt and nice shoes.

    I may wear a jumper draped across my shoulders.

    I'm in the SPTA area* - who's coming with me?? :D

    *Note: I'm in the area - not on the area.
     
  2. Off visiting to do more "research" on tranny bars again Darth?????

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8O
     
  3. That's a shame, I am not playing out near you tonight, your red moleskins are truly a sight to see.

    In fact, I am not playing out at all tonight. How dull is that?
     
  4. I'm not playing either. I'm still trying to recover from last night & the wonders of cheeks!

    Why do I do it to myself?
     
  5. But i have just discovered 2 bottles of wine & some vodka in my fridge, so tonight is not a total right off!
     
  6. I am playing out. I was going to take my wife out for a meal but she has arranged to go out with her work colleagues. I will therefore be on a pub crawl my mates. I will not be wearing my red cords as I do not own a pair. Mine are brown. too warm for a jumper. Might wear my pepsi vest it is my luckiest vest.
     
  7. I havent been to cheeks in years! is it still as horrid as it used to be??

    I'm staying in tonight as well, acompanied by a few bottles of merlot and the internet. Cant bloody wait!

    Boney
     
  8. [​IMG]

    :D
     
  9. Because you are worth it.

    I hope you were scoring the fellas last night young lady!!!!!!!!
     
  10. Just staying in with a can of duckhams hypergrade, a pneumatic drill and a prize winning marrow? :lol:
     
  11. I don't do things like that (blush)

    I'll have a quiet night in with you boney x x x x
     
  12. I was just turning on the iron to make shure the creases in my red cords are razor sharp and angled for luuurve, when I noticed Anna Botting, newshound and babe, doing her thing on Sky News.

    Is it wrong to make trouser tents over her?

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Nope - I have discovered a few leftover watermelons from the lad that fit quite snugly, thank you Oz.

    Gado and Boney - have a great night........
     
  14. I was just turning on the iron to make shure the creases in my red cords are razor sharp and angled for luuurve, when I noticed Anna Botting, newshound and babe, doing her thing on Sky News.

    Is it wrong to make trouser tents over her?

    [​IMG]
     
  15. I tipped up for all of a half-of Diet Coke for the leaving do for someone at work, then came home & fell asleep on the sofa. It's gone 0100hrs here, so the night is no longer young & I predict I'll be spending more time in here & Arrseonia. Thank God I'm out on the lash all day tomorrow (starting with the Lions' game!) otherwise I'd worry that I was turning into an internet geek... :oops: :lol: