Going on course - best introductions

#1
Off on a bone course soon and i know on the first day it will be a round of introductions and "what type of car are you?" or "What type of food are you?" or "tell us a secret about yourself?".

What's the funniest/dirtiest or just awkward reply you've heard?

I did hear a story about an ex-matelot who took up a training position in a civvy company. During his first lesson a lady asked to use the bathroom and forgetting his audience asked "Shit or piss love?"

No idea if true.
 
#3
"tell us a secret about yourself?".
You just shook the hand I jacked off with this morning.

I like to finger my dogs butt hole, my doctor says it's just a faze.

I like to euthanize puppies in my free time...

I write erotic novels for children. They're pretty unpopular.

I have a PhD, look down at your crotch and say "a Pretty Huge D......"
 
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#4
I once managed to post a whole packet of Planters Peanuts, one by one, up my japper.
 
#8
Off on a bone course soon and i know on the first day it will be a round of introductions and "what type of car are you?" or "What type of food are you?" or "tell us a secret about yourself?".

What's the funniest/dirtiest or just awkward reply you've heard?

I did hear a story about an ex-matelot who took up a training position in a civvy company. During his first lesson a lady asked to use the bathroom and forgetting his audience asked "Shit or piss love?"

No idea if true.

My name is psycho.


Don't touch my stuff.
 
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#12
Dry Roasted, Salted or the new Chilli & Lemongrass ones?
Just regular salted.

I'd be happy to do it with any though. The discomfort is due to the peanuts being actually in your dick rather than the flavour.
 
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Hello, my name is Shiny_arrse and I am an Alcoholic.
 
#16
I'd imagine so too, FailyScaley seems to disagree. Perhaps he needs to do some market research.
I guess it depends whether you've got a sensitive dick hole. I guess I haven't but you might. Maybe start with plain boiled cashews and work up?
 
#17
I guess it depends whether you've got a sensitive dick hole. I guess I haven't but you might. Maybe start with plain boiled cashews and work up?
Sounds painful, they're quite curved. It looks like you'd have to screw them in.
 
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#20
Sounds painful, they're quite curved. It looks like you'd have to screw them in.
OK, what about those completely plain peanuts in the little red skin/jackets? You could pop those in pretty easily. If you had a number 3 beforehand then the spaff residue down your pipe would lube it up. Probably the best route for a beginner.
 

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